Your closet is full of the latest high-end handbags and sunglasses from Versace, Prada, Channel, Coach, Gucci, LV and there all fake!
You have long, silky, gorgeous hair and it was manufactured in China or chopped off a peasant girl in Bangladesh. Teeheehee! (Ladies, you look amazing! :*)
You came to Kuwait to save $$$ but you end up spending it all on the Al Corniche Club, shopping, eating out, weekly salon visits, travel and plastic surgery.
Diet is a four letter word and exercise is blasphemy. Why bother when it's too hot in Kuwait. Besides you can just get cheap weight loss surgery and liposuction.
You end up dating a guy that wears a white dress (dishdasha), drowns himself in cologne and lives with his Mommy and Daddy.
You came to Kuwait speaking English only but quickly become fluent in Tagalog, Hindi, Egyptian and Kuwaiti curse words.
You deprogram yourself so you don't look, smile, laugh or greet strangers in public because that could lead to an unwanted male stalker begging for your mobile number or following you to your apartment. "Hi blondie, I want friend, I am good guy...do you live alone?"
You’re not sure where your oven is because you've never actually used it.
You don't need a man because your building Haras will fix / carry / wash everything for some KD and then leave you alone.
You don't want to return to the USA to live again because you can't imagine life without your live-in maid.
You claim to be a nonsmoker but your shisha habit is the equivalent to 70 cigarettes a day.
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You watch the guy pump cheap gas in your car and remember those awful days way back when you had to actually get out of your car, do it yourself and it cost a fortune.
You used to think only 50% of American men cheated on their wives. In Kuwait it seems like 99.9% :(
Even on your ugliest day when you have major PMS and want to stay in your bed and hide, you get hit on by at least five desperate guys.
* An exaggerated list ~ Just for fun! I <3 American girls. Yes, my hair is real! :)
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