He's lived in Kuwait for two years and thinks hummus is a terrorist organization.
His favorite restaurants in Kuwait are the same ones he dines at back home...Applebee’s, Ruby Tuesday, Carino's, TGI Fridays, Pf Changs, McDonalds, Burger King, Pizza Hut, Johnny Rockets, etc. snorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrBORING!
His wife in the States has put him on a Kuwait FALA allowance of 144 KD a month yet he still manages to afford a one stop girlfriend that does it all.... (maid, errand runner, cook, massage therapist, hair dresser, manicurists, sex slave).
His big vacation destination every six months is back home to his wife and kids in the US while his girlfriend in Kuwait gets a few late night, brief telephone calls.
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His idea of a weekend getaway is Dubai and Bahrain where he thinks he's a "Rock Star" because the Eastern European and Asian hookers fight over him. He thinks it has nothing to do with his $$$ and that his big belly and receding hairline are what all women want. (Ooooh Big Belly Bald Man.)
He puts American girls down for dating Kuwaitis because he thinks it's not fair since he's not allowed to do so. He wishes he had a chance of dating a beautiful, Kuwaiti lady but the fear of getting his head chopped off by every male in her family keeps him from trying.
He's under the delusion that Asian women love older, married men and find him sexy. It's never occurred to him that he might be a meal ticket and a chance at a better life in the States. *** This of course is not true in every case but if you live in Kuwait you hardly ever see an American man without one. Most American girls don't want them, so please take them! Yuck! (I don't blame the Asian ladies; I might do the same thing if I was in your shoes. Except I would go for the dumb, young ones that you can easily train and they are easier on the eyes! Looool.)
His favorite place to shop is the Sultan Center and the Friday market where he always has his favorite accessory, a Filipino half his age. (You Go Grandpa!)
He hits on every new, American girl on the US Camps in hopes that she will pay her share while dating, become his "while in Kuwait only" girlfriend and give it up to him for free. (And it seems to work sometimes. WTH?)
His idea of a romantic date is visiting him at his apartment (CHEAP) where he orders fast food (CHEAP), puts in an illegal DVD (CHEAP) while he tries to get some booty (F NO!). (Almost every time I think I "might" go out with an American guy (in Q8) because he seems nice, he's cute and he's single "so he says", after a few telephone calls or sms I am like Hell No! ;P )
Dress up means jeans and a t-shirt with his favorite ball cap.
He spends all of his bonus money on gold and looks like a rapper from geriatric MTV.
He's too cheap to call you so he only sends sms messages.
His wife in the States has put him on a Kuwait FALA allowance of 144 KD a month yet he still manages to afford a one stop girlfriend that does it all.... (maid, errand runner, cook, massage therapist, hair dresser, manicurists, sex slave).
His big vacation destination every six months is back home to his wife and kids in the US while his girlfriend in Kuwait gets a few late night, brief telephone calls.
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His idea of a weekend getaway is Dubai and Bahrain where he thinks he's a "Rock Star" because the Eastern European and Asian hookers fight over him. He thinks it has nothing to do with his $$$ and that his big belly and receding hairline are what all women want. (Ooooh Big Belly Bald Man.)
He puts American girls down for dating Kuwaitis because he thinks it's not fair since he's not allowed to do so. He wishes he had a chance of dating a beautiful, Kuwaiti lady but the fear of getting his head chopped off by every male in her family keeps him from trying.
He's under the delusion that Asian women love older, married men and find him sexy. It's never occurred to him that he might be a meal ticket and a chance at a better life in the States. *** This of course is not true in every case but if you live in Kuwait you hardly ever see an American man without one. Most American girls don't want them, so please take them! Yuck! (I don't blame the Asian ladies; I might do the same thing if I was in your shoes. Except I would go for the dumb, young ones that you can easily train and they are easier on the eyes! Looool.)
His favorite place to shop is the Sultan Center and the Friday market where he always has his favorite accessory, a Filipino half his age. (You Go Grandpa!)
He hits on every new, American girl on the US Camps in hopes that she will pay her share while dating, become his "while in Kuwait only" girlfriend and give it up to him for free. (And it seems to work sometimes. WTH?)
His idea of a romantic date is visiting him at his apartment (CHEAP) where he orders fast food (CHEAP), puts in an illegal DVD (CHEAP) while he tries to get some booty (F NO!). (Almost every time I think I "might" go out with an American guy (in Q8) because he seems nice, he's cute and he's single "so he says", after a few telephone calls or sms I am like Hell No! ;P )
Dress up means jeans and a t-shirt with his favorite ball cap.
He spends all of his bonus money on gold and looks like a rapper from geriatric MTV.
He's too cheap to call you so he only sends sms messages.
*** This humorous, exaggerated list is based on what I hear at work, mostly from the American guys themselves. Not all American men are the same. I'm just having a little fun and don't worry, I have a list that makes fun of us American girls.
