Summer in Kuwait


There is no such thing as cold water. Every time you take a shower you end up burning your ass.


Dehydration! Drinking 8 bottles of water before noon and you're still peeing a color that should land you in the emergency room.


Strong, hot winds and dust that make your hairstyle identical to a member of an 80's hair band.


Feeling strange things moving in your underpants. Sand that somehow managed to get up in there during a sandstorm and now refuses to leave.


Depression because every Kuwaiti has left the country on vacation while you slave away like a migrant worker.


Conservative clothing in 125 degree weather that makes you feel like Hell might actually be cooler.


30 minutes to apply makeup perfection and 3 minutes for it to melt off.


Going to the beach, pool or sitting in your car is equivalent to being cooked in a 360 degree oven.


Two hour summer blockbuster movies are censored down to twenty minutes which includes a visit to the toilet and cinema snack bar.


One loooooong month of not being able to drink water, eat or even chew gum in public because you will end up in a Kuwaiti jail.

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