As my readers know I'm back to my natural hair color. I'm thinking about going red next because I like to try different looks or I get really bored with my long hair. I have a new job and I'm feeling 100% better. My co-workers are really cool but there is always one person at work that can make your life miserable if you let them.
I spent the entire day working with the village idiot. When I'm stuck working with him I lose my appetite. Not only was this guy vulgar and insulting he frequently spit on me while he was talking. Thank the heavens he was so short he only came up to my chest. My face was spared from his spit attack. I forgot to bring my retard repellent spray to work.
What is so freaking funny about dumb, blonde jokes? Okay, sometimes they are funny (when I tell them myself hahahaha) but I would be in the middle of a conversation and he would interrupt with comments like, "Talk slow, she is blonde and might not comprehend you". BOMB! I'm too tired to write more about his ridiculous behavior but I tried to ignore him since he was desperately seeking my attention. This guy is American and stupid is his middle name. There are so many blondes in Kuwait (fake or natural) so it's not a big deal at all. I thought blonde jokes died out during the Clinton administration.
Most of the guys I work with at my new job are terrific but this loser is cruising for a bruising from my fist! If you read in the Arab Times about a sweet, American girl in jail for beating up her co-worker at a Kuwaiti company than you know it's me! Laters...
